Best Selling Whale Pun Notebooks

Oh whale, it is what it is. Don't take life too seriously like this chill whale. Everything will pass and we all will swim forward gracefully and peacefully.

The world of high-stakes investing is a small pond well-populated by big fish. It looks scary, but show these krill-suckers your teeth and you'll be the alpha wolf in no time!

We're F***ed But Oh Whale! Puffing away at cigarettes, in their blowholes, which is kinda F***ed up, but 'oh whale,' their together. Life is tough, if it's got ya down, at least you've got some friends to have your back, even if we all are a bit F***ed up.

I'll be under the mistletoad! Get kissed this Christmas with this funny, "Mistletoad" holiday pun design. Perfect for loving puns, toads, frogs, and celebrating the holidays!

Baaaaa boooooo. Get ghostly and goaty with this funny, "Ghoast" ghost, goat pun design. Perfect for getting spooky, loving farm animals, ghosts, and goats.

Show off your love of hilarious food puns with this potato lover's, self-deprecating humor, shrug shirt! Let the world know that you don't know anything because you are simply a potato.

Sing like a siren, bite like a three headed dog. Hades isn't the only one with a hound, Poseidon has his own guard dog. they protect the gates to atlantis, only mer-folk may enter!

How about you mind your own business and buck off! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this angry, "Buck Off" deer design.

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

I might be an introvert and overall evasive of people in general, but I'm not afraid to stab a bitch. Keep your distance, don't mess with the cryptids.

Trashing Through The Snow, On A No Horse Open Slay, Over Fields We Go, Screaming all the way!

Ah, the mona geesa, a famous historical piece of art. It's easy to see why it's one of the most valuable artpieces ever created! I mean, just looking at it makes me feel a little honkers!

I'll hang onto this boba for dear life! Anyone who tries to take it from me will get their breath taken away - literally, not figuratively. Don't mess with my Boba!

This chick don't give a cluck! Show off your mood of not giving a cluck and your love for puns with this funny and sassy, chicken pun notebook!

You're the ultimate magical mushroom! Show off your love of mushrooms and unicorns with this funny, "Unispore" mushroom unicorn design. Perfect for loving magical puns, mushrooms, fungi, foraging, and majestic unicorn powers!

He's our best pitcher, but he prefers being a batter! This cute little Baseball bat is great for the halloween season as well as sports season!

Sssssshiver me timbers, matey! What's the matter, never seen a sea serpant before!? I'm no regular python, I'm an Ayethon!

Aw man, MILF, am I right!? So slender, so flexible, so... fuzzy! Man, I love ferrets!!

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Love goats? Love Vincent Van Gogh? Well then this is the perfect design for you! This parody is great for admirers of classic artists and screaming farm animals.

Sometimes you're pretty as a daisy and sometimes you're a big oopsie! Show off your love for flowers, puns and overall clumsy personality with this cute and funny, flower pun design.

Show the world you're ready to peck and claw the hell out of misogynist bullshit with this Cluck The Patriarchy design! There's no room in the coop for sexist sentiments, it belongs to the hens, after all!

Down here we settle our disputes with a good ol' duel! On 3...2...1... spit! Enjoy some good ol' rootin tootin' spittin' spootin' fun with this adorable y'allpaca design! y'all cowboy cowboy alpaca alpaca llama alpacas alpaca gift alpaca lovers alpaca pun puns animal puns cowboy puns southern country country puns country jokes.

What is your prefered potatoad? Russet? Red? golden? Sweet? Whatever you're preference, we can surely make you a delicious Loaded or Baked Potatoad of your choice!

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken pun design!

I'm just an adorable lil' bi-neapple! Show off your love for fruits, fruit puns and your bisexual pride with this cute and quirky, bisexual pride, pineapple pun notebook design.

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea pun!

Giddy up with this funny, "Beehaw" cowboy bee design with an illustration of a bee in a cowboy hat. Perfect for saving the bees, loving cowboy culture, cowboy puns, bee gifts and funny insects!

Show off your Halloween spirit with this super cute and hilarious, dancing skeleton, bone pun, "born to be wild" parody shirt! Let the world know it's officially Halloween season and it's time to get wild!

Show off your Halloween spirit with this super cute and hilarious, dancing skeleton, bone pun, "born to be wild" parody shirt! Let the world know it's officially Halloween season and it's time to get wild!